Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre
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Play S1 E1After decades of undead slumber, Dracula's back! It's 'Elvira' meets "Enter The Dragon" as we join actual, factual, 100% REAL Dracula "LIVE" from his Castle Studio as he shares his immortal collection of "Cult-Classic" VHS Kung Fu films with us! Armed with his "legendary" comedy skills and joined by a cast of Transylvanian misfits, he's ready to dust off his fangs and deliver A+ jokes to B+ movies. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even die, because it's Dracula like you've never seen him before!
Cast: Brad Cotter, Matt Livingston, Howard Myers
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13 episodes
1. The Magnificent FistLegendary host Dracula, the world’s oldest Kung Fu fan, takes us on a journey of punches, kicks and glorious daylight as he presents us with The Magnificent Fist. A tale of Ginseng, revenge, and at least one fist that is deemed magnificent.TV-14CC1 h 38 minAug 13, 2021
2. The Guy With The Secret Kung FuAfter centuries of undead slumber, Dracula is finally able to share one of his favorite martial arts films, The Guy with the Secret Kung Fu! A riddle, wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by a mystery, not only does Dracula love this movie, he’s also utterly confused by it. See if you can help him solve the mystery of WHO is The Guy with the Secret Kung Fu!TV-14CC1 h 38 minAug 20, 2021
3. Heroes of ShaolinWho has two fangs and loves Kung Fu movies? Dracula babies! Tonight, he presents another cult classic Kung Fu feature known as "Heroes of Shaolin"! A gripping tale of murder, evil emperors, and a weird father son relationship from two mortal enemies. You're gonna love it is what I'm saying.TV-14CC1 h 38 minAug 27, 2021
4. Death Duel of Kung FuBack with another flurry of punches and kicks, TV's best Dracula presents "Death Duel of Kung Fu". A tale of friendship, revenge and an evil old guy with a sweet mustache. Classic. Also, we'll learn a little more about Drac's infamous side kick, Pete the Werewolf!TV-14CC1 h 38 minSep 3, 2021
5. Kung Fu ArtsOn this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater, TV’s most handsome Vampire King presents his sidekick Pete’s favorite movie, “Kung Fu Arts” or as he lovingly calls it, “Uncle Monkey and the Boy Warrior”. A wild ride about animal marriage, princess poisonings, and a feral child who is led to believe he’s related to a monkey. Wow, there’s a lot to unpack in this one. Enjoy!TV-14CC1 h 38 minSep 10, 2021
6. The Eagle's KillerAre your guts busted from laughing? Well, they’re gonna be as Dracula presents a unique Kung Fu film that also doubles as a comedy romp called “The Eagles Killer”. A story of orphans, a blind girl, and uncomfortable sexual situations played for laughs that have not aged well. LOL am I right? Let’s find out!TV-14CC1 h 38 minSep 17, 2021
7. Tiger LoveWhat do you get when you mix a vampire hosted Kung Fu program, live tiger performances from 1977 that were certainly not regulated for safety, and a sudden revenge demon plot line that comes straight out of nowhere? You get this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater that’s showing the film “Tiger Love” obviously!TV-14CC1 h 38 minSep 24, 2021
8. Yoga and the Kung Fu GirlsIt’s time for more punches, kicks, and daylight photography as Dracula presents “Yoga and the Kung Fu Girls”. A tale of body bending circus performers turned martial arts masters who must fight the evil hat gang, a gang of evil men who wear hats, and a one-eyed bookie that’s up to no good. Plus, due to a clerical error, this is the first time Dracula is seeing this movie too!TV-14CC1 h 38 minOct 1, 2021
9. Snake, Tiger, CraneWe’re getting #classy on this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater as our esteemed host with the most presents “Snake, Tiger, Crane”. A #classy kung fu flick that has all your highbrow hits like; food fights, dismembered limbs, and scarf clad henchmen who do a rap music interlude for no reason. It’s #classy is what I’m saying.TV-14CC1 h 38 minOct 8, 2021
10. Deadly Snail Vs Kung Fu KillersHey, you hep cats and far out freaky deekies. On this episode of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater, we’re getting trippy with the hippies as Dracula presents “Deadly Snail Vs Kung Fu Killers”. A micro-dose of undersea magic, murder and mayhem that’s full of colors, bubbles and enchantress sisters who live inside snail shells. Whoa. Far out.TV-14CC1 h 38 minOct 15, 2021
11. Chase Step by StepDo you love high-flying kung fu, carnival employees, and VHS overdubs so bad they’re actually great? Then you’re gonna love this episode of DKFT as TV’s most host worthy Dracula presents “Chase Step by Step”. A film, unrelated to the 90’s sitcom Step by Step, that’s about circus workers escorting a cache of gold along an infamous road beseeched by bandits. What could go wrong?TV-14CC1 h 38 minOct 22, 2021
12. Bruce Li in New GuineaRemember iconic superstar and Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee? Remember when he passed away unexpectedly in 1973? Remember when martial arts movie executives then thought it was a good idea to cast a man named Bruce “Li” into Kung Fu movies to confuse audiences into thinking they were getting a new Bruce “Lee” movie? Well, you will now, because tonight Dracula presents “Bruce LI in New Guinea”. A film where fake Bruce Lee must fight snake demons in New Guinea. Classic.TV-14CC1 h 38 minOct 29, 2021
13. Return of the Kung Fu DragonIn the epic season finale of Dracula’s Kung Fu Theater, TV’s most Emmy deserving Kung Fu movie host, Dracula, shares his patent pending “Dracula Double-Feature” as he presents “Return of The Kung Fu Dragon” and his own film, “Masters of the Blade”. One, a full-length movie about ancient magic, princess swaps, and people with animal birthmarks that give them superpowers… and the other a 3min short film Dracula made 46 years ago with his lifelong BFF and DKFT Cameraman, Howard! It’s terrible, but the long movie is pretty okay. SEASON FINALE BABIES!TV-14CC1 h 38 minNov 5, 2021
Dracula's Kung Fu Theatre
20212 seasons26 episodesReturning Series
After decades of undead slumber, Dracula's back! It's 'Elvira' meets "Enter The Dragon" as we join actual, factual, 100% REAL Dracula "LIVE" from his Castle Studio as he shares his immortal collection of "Cult-Classic" VHS Kung Fu films with us! Armed with his "legendary" comedy skills and joined by a cast of Transylvanian misfits, he's ready to dust off his fangs and deliver A+ jokes to B+ movies. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even die, because it's Dracula like you've never seen him before!
Creators and cast
- Created by
- Joel Wertman
Maturity rating
TV-14Check the rating before watching with younger viewers.
Audio languages
English
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