300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
Cast: James Higuchi, Lee Tockar, Alessandro Juliani
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Season 1
51 episodes
1. Poseidon or BustNewt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.CC11minApr 26, 2015
2. Finders KeepersThe Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.CC11minApr 26, 2015
3. Little Miss SwordshineLaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.CC11minApr 26, 2015
4. Ship WretchedThe Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.CC11minApr 26, 2015
5. Turkey Leg of DoomWhen looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey LegCC11minApr 26, 2015
6. Hair of the GodNo synopsis available yet.CC11minApr 26, 2015
7. Enter the OctogodNewt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.CC11minApr 26, 2015
8. Dead Men Wear PlaidLaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.CC11minApr 26, 2015
9. Bilge Rat ZombiesOn the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.CC11minApr 26, 2015
10. Ghost of Ships PassedNewt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.CC11minApr 26, 2015
11. Night of the GeminisNewt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.CC11minApr 26, 2015
12. Ships and SalsaArmando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.CC11minApr 26, 2015
13. All A BoredNewt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.CC11minApr 26, 2015
14. Club FedNewt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.CC11minApr 26, 2015
15. White WeddingArmando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.CC11minApr 26, 2015
16. Saltiest DogsNewt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.CC11minApr 26, 2015
17. Shrieking VioletZeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.CC11minApr 26, 2015
18. Starboard StruckRenowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.CC11minApr 26, 2015
19. Get KrakenNewt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.CC11minApr 26, 2015
20. Grill of My DreamsNewt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.CC11minApr 26, 2015
21. Penguin LawSpewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.CC11minApr 26, 2015
22. Shop 'til You Drop AnchorNewt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.CC11minApr 26, 2015
23. Opposites AhoyNewt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.CC11minApr 27, 2015
24. Udder ChaosNewt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!CC11minApr 27, 2015
25. Out of KeyDavy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.CC11minApr 27, 2015
26. Thumb WarsNewt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.CC11minApr 27, 2015
27. One Flew Over the Crow's NestLaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.CC11minApr 27, 2015
28. Game OnNewt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.CC11minApr 27, 2015
29. Licence to ThrillNewt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.CC11minApr 28, 2015
30. Beast in ShowNewt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.CC11minApr 28, 2015
31. Fine Feathered FiendSpewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.CC11minApr 28, 2015
32. Lumber JerkNewt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.CC11minApr 28, 2015
33. Father TimeLaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.CC11minApr 28, 2015
34. Manure OverloadNewt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.CC11minApr 28, 2015
35. No Sea for Old SaltsNewt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.CC11minApr 29, 2015
36. Sealed FateNewt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.CC11minApr 29, 2015
37. Blunder Down UnderNewt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.CC11minApr 29, 2015
38. Engaged in BattleNewt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.CC11minApr 29, 2015
39. Beggars Can't Be CruisersThe Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.CC11minApr 29, 2015
40. Voyage of the Edam-edNewt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.CC11minApr 29, 2015
41. Greeced LightningNewt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.CC11minApr 30, 2015
42. The Godd CoupleNewt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.CC11minApr 30, 2015
43. Gordon's Fish TaleNewt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.CC11minApr 30, 2015
44. Love on the RocksNewt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.CC11minApr 30, 2015
45. Malaise of the One EyeNewt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.CC11minApr 30, 2015
46. The Future Is NowThe Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.CC11minApr 30, 2015
47. Booty CampPoseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.CC11minApr 30, 2015
48. Put Another Captain's Log on the FireNewt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.CC11minApr 30, 2015
49. Booty NightsNewt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.CC11minApr 30, 2015
50. Fountain of Misspent YouthThe Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.CC11minApr 30, 2015
51. Jungle BootyNewt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!CC22minApr 30, 2015
Pirate Express
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300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
