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Play S1 E1The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Cast: Elaine Carroll
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19 episodes
- 1. Moving OutI get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.CC1minJan 31, 2010
- 2. Moving DayMy bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.CC1minJan 31, 2010
- 3. BodyguardGot legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.CC2minJan 31, 2010
- 4. BabyI consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.CC2minJan 31, 2010
- 5. Baby DaddyBodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.CC2minFeb 8, 2010
- 6. DepressedI’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.CC2minMar 1, 2010
- 7. HangoverI learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.CC2minMar 1, 2010
- 8. FightI know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.CC2minMar 1, 2010
9. Philip Seymour HoffmanI get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.CC2minMar 13, 2010
10. CatI decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.CC1minApr 4, 2010
11. Back to SchoolI’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.CC2minApr 4, 2010
12. ExtensionCan I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.CC1minApr 11, 2010
13. PaperI ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.CC1minApr 11, 2010
14. CrushIt’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.CC1minApr 18, 2010
15. AshleyguardBut Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!CC2minApr 18, 2010
16. NightmareQuiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!CC2minApr 26, 2010
17. Zac EfronA date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!CC2minApr 29, 2010- 18. Philip Seymour Hoffman 2Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.CC2minMay 3, 2010
19. GunDo you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?CC2minMay 3, 2010
Very Mary-Kate
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The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Creators and cast
- Directors
- Sam Reich
- Created by
- Elaine Carroll
- Cast
- Elaine Carroll
- Studio
- Dropout
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