The Biggest Problem in the Universe
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Play S1 E1Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi use science and shouting to figure out what truly is The Biggest Problem in the Universe.
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Season 1
28 episodes
1. Pokemon Scalpers Buy the DipThe first episode of the Biggest Problem Reboot!CCJun 27, 2021
2. Fat Brains Need a BidetFat Brain, The War on Blackface, Kid-Friendly Pride, Lack of BidetsCCJun 27, 2021
3. Apologizing to Chinese PsychopathsMessed up sex doll fingers, selling AMC, crappy children's artwork, "China Aporogies", female writers, the metric system, Gavin McInnes cries about something, "Disinformation", women banging psychopaths, edgy reboots, and the top hat pooper.CCJun 27, 2021
4. The Shame Flags of RegretToo Much Pride, Child Advocates, Regret, The Minimum WageCCJun 28, 2021
5. Mr. Beast Goes to SpaceThe N-Word Defense, YouTube Role Models, Space Tourists, COVID DeniersCCJul 3, 2021- 6. Gas the AsylumDeinstitutionalization, Two-Factor Authentication, Silver Alerts, Presidential Gas GripersCCJul 10, 2021
- 7. Pious Puppets Seek Prison ParkingHoo boy, it's problem time! Dick says people's love of science has unfortunately grown to resemble religious fanaticism, but maybe you'll want some religion in your life when Bubba is parking his Prius in your prison puppet hole! Should've parked that thing on the other side of the lot!CCJul 17, 2021
- 8. Food for ThotsThough socialist commentators are now swimming in money, the payment processors refuse to let them simp for their favorite thots! And due to cries of "culinary appropriation" they can no longer purchase food from their favorite caucasian-owned taqueria! The only solution: invest your dollar where it matters. Invest in GOTHS!CCJul 24, 2021
- 9. Taking the Red, White, and Blue PillYou've got two pills in front of you. The blue pill traps you in a world of braindead patriotic mantras and lazy World War II metaphors. The red pill leaves you with a billion dollar hospital bill and a bunch of computer nerds praying to the great programmer in the sky. Vito Pill or Dick Pill? The choice is yours...CCJul 31, 2021
- 10. Tattle Trans AdventuresThese snitches will have you in stitches, as Vito and Dick argue about proper social media etiquette. At the very least, make sure to rest your fingers before banging out your next tweet to YouTube support! Meanwhile, the trans community is dominating at sports and your favorite dead comedians are too busy getting #MeToo'd to crack jokes about it. What a shame! #RIPNormCCSep 20, 2021
- 11. Sustainable Corn DogsDick is tired of all you jerks bragging about your resistance to cold weather while running around in your 100% sustainable hemp-woven cargo shorts. Why don't you shut up and get a job?! Any job other than voice acting that is, we only allow the finest of Chris Pratts to voice our Marios these days. Maybe instead you can work in some Korean hovel serving up raw corn dogs for Vito to devour? The future is yours, young man!CCAug 14, 2021
- 12. Waiting For Master ColumbusGet your chocolate chip pancakes and turn on the master bedroom's game console, it's time for the Biggest Problem in the Universe! In this episode, Dick hates his restaurant waits while Vito waits for video game install states! Also an Italian and a Mexican argue about the ethics of colonizing Central America. Two master debaters in action! Oh wait, we can't use that word anymore...CCAug 21, 2021
- 13. Cheers to Media Brain InjuriesWelcome to the only podcast that likes jokes. In fact, these two dummies like jokes so much that their risk life, limb, and brain in pursuit of new comedy heights! After their viral Netflix protest the boys have lots to discuss, let's get into it!CCAug 28, 2021
- 14. Urine and Uranium (feat Dr Kevin P Hickerson)Urinators of the world, unite! In this very special episode of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, the great Dr. Kevin P Hickerson joins us to share his scientific insight. As Vito tries not to pee his pants and Dick argues for the nuclear option, the doctor makes his case that social media and fake news are planting viruses in our brains. Say it ain't so, doc! Say it ain't so!CCSep 4, 2021
- 15. All Guns, No ChargersHiding out from the police with your illegal ghost gun? Well fella, you'd better not be trying to watch this show on your new mobile device, because it doesn't come with a charger! You could order one, but all you'll get is a tracking number. And you could fix your car and drive to the store, but then you'll hear all about what a wimp you are for being unable to rebuild a carburetor with a jackknife and some WD-40. Might as well give it up and just go down in a blaze of glory!CCSep 11, 2021
- 16. We Are The Dislike ButtonMama help, the tech companies want to take my voice away! How will I warn brave men of the dangers of family court? How will I chastise old films and their crappy slo-mo? Perhaps I can start a union and fix this all with some sneaky demands. Not a bad idea!CCSep 18, 2021
- 17. Diamonds are for VitophilesInsert clever description here (Happy Turkey Day!)CCSep 25, 2021
- 18. Bury My Breasts at Wounded KneeLooking for a cheap way to reduce the size of those mammaries ladies? Why not call up your local warchief and have him scalp the damn things down to size! Thankfully he'll accept payment in firewater, letting you save your cash for the bail bondsman and local Funko Pop dealer. America! It's a hell of a town!CCOct 2, 2021
- 19. My Balls Hurt SuperbadHuhh huhh I smoked too much weed and my balls got all twisted up huhh huhhCCOct 9, 2021
- 20. Anti-Israeli Asset Forfeiture BoycottsVito's problem this week is not "the Jews." Please do not attempt to vote up "the Jews." This is a complex subject about America's free speech treatment of Israeli. This has nothing to do with "the Jews." Please stop sending us weird manifestos about "the Jews."CCOct 16, 2021
- 21. Bob Ross Initiates the GossTired of watching a bunch of little brats pretend to be the long dead sons of Abraham? Take a trip to Greenland and be sated by the knowledge that anything about your likeness that was worth a dime will be endlessly exploited until the end of eternity. Your face will be on collector's plates and other worthless knick-knacks for Craigslist morons to fight over. Well, enjoy the afterlife fella. At least in death you never have to try and talk to women!CCOct 23, 2021
- 22. Turd Eye BlindThis week! Vito has a problem in his tummy, Dick has a dart in his eye! One man hates going to work, the other hates going to the movies. Will this odd couple find agreement or are they destined to fight endlessly in an illusionary electronic hellscape run by the machines? Let's find out!CCDec 27, 2021
- 23. Thank You for the Fifty DollarsThis week! Dick is sick. We've replaced him with the great mrgirl. Keep complaining and we'll make it permanent you buttholes.CCNov 6, 2021
- 24. The Latinx Grapes of WrathThis week: Vito hates diverse movies. Vito hates long movies. Maybe Vito should just stop watching movies altogether! At least he's saving money on movie tickets in this era of rising inflation. Suck on a sour grape, fat boy!CCJan 14, 2022
- 25. Bone Breakin' GrandpasDick's foot is broken. Why? Because Vito voted wrong. His stupid liberal candidate failed to implement the kind of common sense eldercare program which could have helped grandpa Richard get back on his feet. And god forbid you do some medical tourism and travel abroad. That insurance will run you ragged! EVERY DAY IS A NIGHTMARE!CCJan 21, 2022
- 26. Flirting With CowardsThis week: Vito thinks scientists should stick to the facts, while Dick shows us Reddit mods on the attack! Vito is tired of women who ghost, but Dick says we should hate pickup artists the most! Who will win this week? My what a riddle! Now Vito is off to find some kids to diddl-- hey wait a minute who wrote this?CCJan 28, 2022
- 27. Black Women Raise the DebtBlack people, we love em. Why? Because they've invented everything in existence. The seatbelt alarm, the menthol cigarette, and every science-fiction franchise under the sun. Unfortunately, all those great inventions have led to frantic economic purchasing, and as the U.S. debt rises we must ask the black community: PLEASE STOP INVENTING THINGS!CCFeb 5, 2022
- 28. No Knock Raid Shadow LegendsKnock, knock! It's your favorite podcast hosts with a new round of problems for you!CCFeb 11, 2022
The Biggest Problem in the Universe
★ 10.0/1020211 season28 episodesReturning Series
Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi use science and shouting to figure out what truly is The Biggest Problem in the Universe.
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- Vito Gesualdi
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